I really like boys

#radnuggets

I'm here to stay

Heartbreak Girl riff plays in the distance
Me: *wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am*
Me: YOU CALL ME UP

queenof420:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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(Source: mhvkhg, via literallyrad)

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

(via sniffing)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via circumcising)